Counter Pick-Up Lines
Pick-Up Line: Are you a thief? Because you stole my heart.
Counter: Here, you can have it back. It's useless to me.
Pick-Up Line: Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
Counter: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.
Pick-Up Line: So, wanna go back to my place?
Counter: Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?
Pick-Up Line: Do you believe in love at first sight or do you want me to walk by again?
Counter: Yeah, but this time don't stop!
Pick-Up Line: So, what's your sign?
Counter: Do Not Enter
Pick-Up Line: -Any line-
Counter: I like your approach, now let's see your departure.
Pick-Up Line: Is this seat empty?
Counter: Yes, and this one will be, too, if you sit down.
Pick-Up Line: Hey, come on, we're both here for the same reason.
Counter:.Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!
Pick-Up Line: I lost my number. Can I have yours?
Counter: It's in the phonebook.
Pick-Up Line: But I don't know your name!
Counter: That's in the phonebook, too.
Pick-Up Line: Your place or mine?
Counter: Both. You are going to yours, and I'm going to mine.